Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!
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one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since
chai tea (tea tea)
naan bread (bread bread)
sharia law (law law)
sahara desert (desert desert)
lake tahoe (lake lake)
el camino way (the way way)
pendle hill (hill hill hill)
soviet union (union union)
mississippi river (big river river)
the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)
hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)
shakira (shakira)
honestly i’m so tired of people treating makeup and fashion like they can’t be hobbies. like it’s all right for a guy to know every player on every sports team or every car model but when a girl knows every makeup brand or every hand bag on the market she’s a brainless superficial ditz. like it’s a hobby and it doesn’t inhibit us from knowing about politics or what’s going on in the world, so why do assholes care so much that we also know every lipstick shade mac has ever come out with???
media : *features countless movies and TV shows about straight relationships*
straight ppl : *shrug*
media : *shows a straight couple kissing*
straight ppl : *yawn*
media : *broadcasts a stereotypical gay*
straight ppl : *read at 3:38pm*
media : *shows a non-stereotypical gay couple in a committed relationship*
straight ppl : STOP SHOVING THE GAYNESS IN OUR FACE OMFG WE GET IT THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE OKAY, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SHOWING IT EVERYWHERE
hermione: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. ron asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was once and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight
ron: what kind of animal is the pink panther
hermione, already taking off her robes: ron you’re so fucking stupid
Neither Ida nor I had ever heard of the term homosexuality, nor did we know anything about love between people of the same sex. We experienced our attraction without fear or label, and had no model for love-making. We just loved. Kissing produced the greatest excitement, and we kissed at any hour. When we slept together our legs entwined, while our two mouths moulded into one. These were the happiest nights of all my days.
Date a girl who is blind. Date a girl who has no eyes. Date a girl who has skin covering where her eyes would be. Date a girl with a super sensitive sense of touch, who can feel you breathing from across the room. Date a girl who perks up the moment she senses your presence.
Date a girl who shits. Date a girl who blows the bathroom tf up on a regular basis. Date a girl who shits.
how straight ppl flirt
boy: *takes girls phone*
girl: haha stop (:
boy: *chucks it at the wall*
girl: come on tyler give me my phone back (:
boy: *shatters screen*
girl: aw tyler youre so cute (:
